All Hail Coffee

Caffeine is my shepherd

I shall not doze.

It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:

It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,

I will fear no Equal (tm):
For thou art with me;

Thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez:

Thou anointest my day with pep;

My mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:

And I will dwell in the House of Folger's forever.

Amen

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