World War 3

WORLD WAR III IN THE PLANNING STAGES

President Obama and VP Biden are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Obama and Biden sitting over there?'

The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?'

Obama says, 'We're planning WW III.'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Biden says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?'

Biden turns to Obama and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims!'

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