That's Stress

You're driving your truck down the highway.

You pick up a hitchhiker.
A young, sexy, beautiful girl.
Suddenly, she faints inside your truck.
You take her to the hospital.
That's stressful.

But at the hospital, they say she's pregnant.
They congratulate you on becoming a father.
You say you are not the father.
But the girl says you are.
That's very stressful.

You request a DNA test to prove you are not the father.
The test is completed.
The doctor says the test shows you're infertile.
And probably have been since birth.
You're simultaneously relieved and extremely stressed.

On your way home, you think about your five kids at home.

Now that's real stress.

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