Quotes

As I sat, strapped in my seat waiting during the countdown,one thought kept crossing my mind every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
- John Glenn

When the white missionaries came to Africa, they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them, we had the Bible and they had the land.
- Desmond Tutu

Similar comment often heard in Hawaii: The missionaries came here to do good ... and they did VERY GOOD (for themselves!)

I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. I'm a billionaire.
- Howard Hughes

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
- Harrison Ford

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
- Spike Milligan

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.
- Robin Hall

Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.
- Jean Rostand

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars, but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.
- W. H. Auden

Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
- Steve Martin

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.
- Doug Hamwell

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
- George Roberts

If God had intended us to fly, he would have made it easier to get to the airport.
- Jonathan Winter

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
- Robert Benchley