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A guy goes into a bar in California's Silicon Valley, where there is a robot bartender serving drinks.
The robot asks in a metallic humanoid voice, "What will you have?"
The guy replies, "Whiskey."
The robot brings back his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot continues on to talk to him about molecular physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.
The robot asks, "What's your drink?"
The guy answers, "Whiskey."
The robot returns with his drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "100."
The robot then talks about Nascar, Budweiser, Deer season, the 49ers, the Raiders, and the Dodgers.
The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his "experiment" that he decides to try again.
He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.
The man replies, "Whiskey."
The robot brings the drink and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man answers, "35".
The robot leans in real close and asks, "So . . . do you folks really think you're going to impeach Donald Trump?"
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