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A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, left a note saying, "I've had enough and left you so don't bother coming after me," and she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while the husband came home and she heard him in the kitchen before he came into the bedroom.
She saw him walking towards the dresser to pick up the note. After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone: "She's finally gone ... yeah I know, about bloody time. I'm coming to pick you up so put on the sexy french shit. I love you". He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage. With tears in her eyes, she grabbed the note to see what he wrote:
"I can see your feet. Stop being ridiculous. We're outta bread. Put the coffee on ... back in 5".
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