Which Side Of The Fence Are You On?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, they don't buy one.

If a Democrat doesn't like guns, they want all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, they don't eat meat.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, they want all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, they quietly leads their life.

If a Democrat is homosexual, they demand legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, they think about how to better their situation.

A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of them.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, they switch the channel.

Democrats demand those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, they don't go to church.

A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides they need health care, they go about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for theirs.

If a Republican reads this, they will share it with friends to have a good laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because they are "offended".