Ex-wife

One evening, after the honeymoon, He was welding some stuff in the garage for fun.

His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we

are married, maybe it's time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your shop."

"You probably should also consider selling all your welding equipment along with your gun collection, loose all those stupid model airplanes and dump that vintage Harley."

Tom got a horrified look on his face.

She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

He replied, "There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife! ?"she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"

Tom replied: “I wasn't."