Dr Sarcasm

A woman took her 15 year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor asks the mother "Mrs. Smith, ... what's the problem today?"

The mother replies, "Well Doctor, ... my daughter Lynda has these strange food cravings, has really put on weight, and is sick almost every morning."

After the doctor gives Lynda a thorough examination, he turns to the mother and says, "I really don’t know any other way to tell you this, but your daughter Lynda is pregnant, ... about 4 months would be my guess.”

The mother replies, "Pregnant?! Oh no, she can't be, she's never even been alone with a boy! Isn't that right, Lynda?"

Lynda says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a boy!"

The doctor walked over to the window and stares outside. After several minutes the mother asks, “Is there something happening outside doctor?"

The doctor replies, "Oh no, not really, ... it's just that the last time anything like this happened, ... a star appeared in the East and three wise men on camels came riding over the hill. I'm not about to miss something like that this time around!"

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