Survivor, Texas Style

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, The state of Texas is planning to do one entitled:

Survivor, Texas Style

The eight (8) contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio. Then over to Houston & down to Brownsville.

They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock & Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene & Fort Worth.

Finally, back to Dallas .

Each will be driving a Pink Prius w/a bumper sticker that reads:

1. I'm a Democrat
   
   
2. Amnesty for Illegals
   
   
3. I love the Dixie Chicks
   
   
4. Boycott Beef
   
   
5. I Voted for Obama
   
   
6. George Strait Sucks
   
   
7. Re-elect Obama in 2012
   
   &
   
   
8. I'm here to confiscate your guns

The 1st one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

God Bless Texas!

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