Lucky Me

Talk about luck! According to a recent email from a Nigerian prince I won a Kenyan lottery.

He is holding the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS in my name, and he wants to send it to me FREE!

All I have to do is give him my bank account numbers and send him $500.00 US dollars in cash, to show my good faith, and he will transfer the money to my bank!

And then I got ANOTHER email. It's from another Kenyan prince who wants to give me FREE healthcare for life!

All I have to do is give him:

MY BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS
MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION

And then, if I pay $700 per month for a health insurance policy plan with only a $10,000 deductible, HE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Am I lucky or what?