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1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
   
   
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
   
   
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it --mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
   
   
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
   
   
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life - but I just didn't have the thyme.
   
   
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
   
   
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
   
   
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.
   
   
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
   
   
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
    
    
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
    
    
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
    
    
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
    
    
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was the same old grind.
    
    
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT
    

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