Lil' Walter and his friend Johnny

President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers question time......................

One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name.

"I'm Walter," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Walter?"

"I really have four questions"

First, "Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?"

Second, "Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually still bad?"

Third, "Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then say later that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs?"

Fourth, "Why are we constantly lending money to other countries to drill for oil, but America is not allowed to drill offshore here for more oil ?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess.

Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: it was question time..

Now, who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.

"Johnny," he responds.

"And what is your question, Johnny?"

Actually, I have two questions.

First, "Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?"

Second, "What the fuck happened to Walter?"