9 Female Words to Worry About

9 WORDS WOMEN USE:

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
   you need to shut up.
   
   
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
   minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to
   watch the game before helping around the house.
   
   
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
   should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
   
   
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
   
   
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
   misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders
   why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
   (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
   
   
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make
   to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how
   and when you will pay for your mistake.
   
   
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're
   welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks
   a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say
   "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").
   
   
8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!
   
   
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is
   something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
   herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's
   response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if
they remember the terminology.

** Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know
it's true.

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