The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.
We are all familiar with a:
Herd of cows,
a Flock of chickens,
a School of fish
and a Gaggle of geese.
However, less widely known is:
Pride of lions,
Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens),
an Exaltation of doves
and, presumably because they look so wise:
a Parliament of owls.
Now consider a group of Baboons:
They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?
Believe it or not ...
a Congress!
A CONGRESS OF BABOONS!
I guess that pretty much explains the everything that comes out (or doesn’t come out) of Congress!
You just can’t make this stuff up.
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