Gone To Hell
While there, they spied a red phone and asked what the phone was for. The devil told them it was for calling back to Earth. Putin asked to call Russia and talked for 5 minutes. When he was finished, the devil informed him the the cost was ONE million dollars, so Putin wrote him a check. Next, Queen Elizabeth called England and talked for 30 minutes. When finished the devil informed her that the cost was SIX million dollars, so she wrote him a check. Finally George Bush got his turn and talked for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that the cost was $5.00. When Putin heard this he went ballistic and asked the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiled and replied: Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.
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