Cussing in the Church

[Funny in a disgusting way!]

Date: Wed, 21 Sep 2011 00:10:00 -0400
MountainWings A MountainWings Moment #11264 Wings Over The Mountains of Life
Cussing In The Church

This is an old joke. I've heard it before and each time I've laughed out loud. A great-grandmother I know extremely well sent it to me again. It's called, "Cussing In The Church" and yes it's vulgar so I will tell you that up front.

A Crusty old man walks into the local Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you... What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church."

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to her office, and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money."

"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

From The Mountain: As a pastor I must admit this joke has a great deal of truth ingrained within it. I've seen morals tremendously comprised by the clergy for the sake of money and for a whole lot less than millions.

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